420 ftw
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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