can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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