He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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