Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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