Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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