Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
where does the pee come out of this thing
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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