At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I see more hoeing in ur future
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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