Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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