well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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