Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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