My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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