I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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