I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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