I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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