Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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