i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
