he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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