I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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