doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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