My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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