i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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