You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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