Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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