You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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