All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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