can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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