Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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