Sry I called you an 8
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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