why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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