oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.