I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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