I don't usually arrange sex via text message
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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