he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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