He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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