It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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