shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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