why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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