for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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