Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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