I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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