She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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