"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
In America we eat man semen.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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