Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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