He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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