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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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