dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize
