There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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