Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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