last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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