she was so not down for the gang bang
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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