maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I just googled if crying burns calories
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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