we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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