We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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